After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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