Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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