The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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