even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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