He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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