Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My bed smells like the plague
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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