Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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