i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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