Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
