Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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