I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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