So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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