What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish I only lived at night.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
