you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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