I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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