I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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