your thong is hanging out like whoa
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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