Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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