I wish I could teleport
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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