come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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