Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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