Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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