either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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