Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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