In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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