I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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