Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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