I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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