I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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