We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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