If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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