i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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