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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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