THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
