ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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