Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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