shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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