Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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