I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This baby is an asshole
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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