So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize
