What should our trivia night team be named?
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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