SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Congratulations! We have a period
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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