HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
COCAINE IS GR8
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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