I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dear god my vagina.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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