his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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