The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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