Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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