Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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