i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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