Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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