she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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